Ah the life and times of miscomunicated comunication:
This morning, like any other morning I got up and slowly got ready like I like to do.
Got to the Bus station 08:20 - PERFECT! Bus leaves in 20min, I have time to relax a bit :-D.
08:25 - I get ticket (Speaking Korean no less)
08:35 - I see bus
I read ticket
I climb on bus
Bus starts going in the direction I was hoping :)
08:43 - To Imgo (where my Thursday school is) turn left...
Bus goes...
STRAIGHT
Shit!
Where am I going...
Go Keyong (My Wednesday and Friday school) is in this direction
Decide to wait to get to Go Keyong
08:57 - @Go Keyong - climb off bus, walk into teahcers office...
(looking rather paniced and sheepish)
Teacher 1: "Oh! You... ? Not today?"
Me: "Yes, I got on the wrong bus" *sighs*
Teacher 2: "Don't worry. She (Teacher 3) take you Imgo"
09:03 - Climb in Teacher 3's Car - she flies down the highway (but in a controlled, focused way)
Teacher 3: Desperate to over take a truck - bad plan. No space, pulls out.
Tries 2 more times, and passes, then has to pull back because of slow traffic in fast lane.
Stuck behind truck through to Imgo
Contemplates overtaking on a bridge (thinks better of it)
09:20 - Arrives at Imgo Middle School *I sigh with relief*, explain the story to other co-teacher (who again asks: do you have a phone (Brief aside: YEY FOR YOUR PHONE! :) ) and you can call me, I say no and explain)
09:30 - Co-T brings me some water and I go over my lessons with me and like them.
10:00 - Over a plate of Peaches my Co-T translates from one of the other teachers after hearing my name several times in Korean.
Struggling to surpress laughter she says: "Teacher wants to know if you have had plastic surgery on your nose? She think you handsome."
12:30 - 15 yr old male student: "Teacher, I love you" (They say that A LOT!)
When I have a picture of it - THE AWKWARD GIRAFFE will make an appearance on my page...
This.
ReplyDeleteThis is epically hilarious.