Thursday, September 30, 2010

Just to let you know that this comunicative Medium is alive and well... just a little delayed

On the bright side of life... (*Breaks into Song* - words and music(which you will hear in your heads) by Eric Idle

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the beest...

And...always look on the bright side of life... (whistle up, whistle down, whislte up gradually in paired words)
Always look on the light side of life... (whistle up, whistle down, whislte up gradually in paired words)

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life... (whistle up, whistle down, whislte up gradually in paired words)
Always look on the light side of life... (whistle up, whistle down, whislte up gradually in paired words)

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death (whistle up, whistle down, whislte up gradually in paired words)
Just before you draw your terminal breath (whistle up, whistle down, whislte up gradually in paired words)

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(
Over the chorus being sung in the background: Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

ANYHOW... I am being led to believe a lady in Jeans with Midget Drunks surrounding her 8 hours a day (Dyllan Moran Referance: Dylan Moran - Children are like Midget Drunks) that a large man with a spanner, some wiring and an engineers pocket protector (Sorry Dad ;) ) will be entering my dwelling as of 1600 hours tomorrow and I will there by be given access to the top-secret mainframe that is the INTER_WEB.


Need I say more...

Thus...

I shall soon be more diligent on the blogging front by having 24hr access to it.

Stay tuned!!!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

A morning of amusement...

Ah the life and times of miscomunicated comunication:

This morning, like any other morning I got up and slowly got ready like I like to do.

Got to the Bus station 08:20 - PERFECT! Bus leaves in 20min, I have time to relax a bit :-D.

08:25 - I get ticket (Speaking Korean no less)

08:35 - I see bus

I read ticket

I climb on bus

Bus starts going in the direction I was hoping :)

08:43 - To Imgo (where my Thursday school is) turn left...

Bus goes...

STRAIGHT

Shit!

Where am I going...

Go Keyong (My Wednesday and Friday school) is in this direction

Decide to wait to get to Go Keyong

08:57 - @Go Keyong - climb off bus, walk into teahcers office...

(looking rather paniced and sheepish)

Teacher 1: "Oh! You... ? Not today?"
Me: "Yes, I got on the wrong bus" *sighs*
Teacher 2: "Don't worry. She (Teacher 3) take you Imgo"

09:03 - Climb in Teacher 3's Car - she flies down the highway (but in a controlled, focused way)

Teacher 3: Desperate to over take a truck - bad plan. No space, pulls out.
Tries 2 more times, and passes, then has to pull back because of slow traffic in fast lane.
Stuck behind truck through to Imgo
Contemplates overtaking on a bridge (thinks better of it)

09:20 - Arrives at Imgo Middle School *I sigh with relief*, explain the story to other co-teacher (who again asks: do you have a phone (Brief aside: YEY FOR YOUR PHONE! :) ) and you can call me, I say no and explain)

09:30 - Co-T brings me some water and I go over my lessons with me and like them.

10:00 - Over a plate of Peaches my Co-T translates from one of the other teachers after hearing my name several times in Korean.

Struggling to surpress laughter she says: "Teacher wants to know if you have had plastic surgery on your nose? She think you handsome."

12:30 - 15 yr old male student: "Teacher, I love you" (They say that A LOT!)

When I have a picture of it - THE AWKWARD GIRAFFE will make an appearance on my page...

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

::AND FINALLY::

Back again for one final time this week...
Making Tofu Skin Dumpling thingsd
As we sat down to eat...
More recently (I am going to stop the school recounts now that I am nearly into my 3rd week of “routine” unless something funny happens) Sandy, Colleen, Ashli and I had out 1st home cooked supper together (With more Dylan Moran for entertainment). We each supplied something – I : Tofu dumpling things, Ash: Awesome proper dumplings, Colleen: company, Sandy: Rice and spicy squid. I brought along my mini table and we sat like proper like being in Korea! It was great and hopefully the 1st of many dinners together! Sandy is such a winner. She is so great – she saw that it was Jewish New year and she got me some muffins and a bread kind of thing to say happy new year!
Upcoming features: The life and SEOUL of the party; KOREAN F1-YIPPY!!!; And-ong ‘die’ adda hand Darren... ; The Musical stylings of ‘Hauser Front loader’
Geoff’s non pornographic Asian adventure continues shortly...

Pohang Pros and Cons

Pohang Pros and Cons:


Panorama of Pohang



My lunch in Pohang -
I Had Eel!

Pros:     
Jukdo Market
1. Most importantly: Easy to understand and use public transport system. T-money cards = discounts.                                                 
2. Convenience that being in a main city brings (Big department stores, food options) just             generally more options when it comes to choosing food and cost of living)                                 
3. LOADS to do!                                                                                                                                                                               
4. It’s on the coast (though I have seen more impressive beaches) it is still great to have               taken a walk into the ocean (And a very warm ocean as it happens!) (I have now stood in 3             oceans!).                                                                                                                                                                            
5. THERE IS A CLIMBING GYM! (It is small but brilliant for traverse and strength training)                    6th but probably most meaningful: Amazing people!
Thanks Dan (Top bloke) for letting me crash in your bed while you crashed on the floor, great to meet Brandon (From Chicago) and Joe (from Huddersfield), Malinde it was great to see you too. Sam, happy birthday for tomorrow and thanks for the generosity. It was reminiscent of home and my times with Faye, the way you and Courtney interacted. Finally, Courtney, glad you are feeling better and things have gotten off to a good start with your place, it’s always great to hang out with you. TOP PEOPLE ALL OF YOU!
HERE’S TOO MAY MORE VISITS TO POHANG!
Cons:    
1. Despite great user friendly transport – expenses add up!                                                                       
2. All the Pohang crew live far apart and much organisation and bus travelling (hence         incurred expense) is required. I think I spent close to W20 000 in travel expense for the 1 and a half in Pohang.                                                                                                                                                      3. Most things require the use of busses, even shopping – Expense increases.                                   4. EVERY SHOP has a stereo playing music outside to attract customers (SESORY OVERLOAD!)

Waiting and people watching (for Courtney and Dan)

Exit the boy, ENTER THE TRAVELER!!!

So it is official – I have begun my travelling journey! Admittedly I left Yoenchoen with Friends (Sandy and Colleen) but we still did it by ourselves. AND MORE DIRECTLY: I got home on my own! As the sun rose I made my protein breakfast of Fried Egg and Bacon/Pork/Beef/ Mystery meat? (Pick that which takes your fancy ;) ) and backed my little backpack (it was a short overnight trip) with pillow, sleeping mat and a change of clothes and took the 30min walk to the train station in the rain.
My Travel Companions (And Sam's green Birthday gift)
I love travelling by train! It is not the commuter trains in India or China (far from it, it was a very comfortable trip) but it was really fun. It is a smidge more pricey than busses but I’d rather have the extra time (it is about 20min faster. We stared out the windows at the beautiful scenery and shared travelling stories. Colleen’s was by far the most ‘adventurous’ on her travels from Germany to Lithuania. On arrival (10:40) were greeted by the smilling face of Monday’s birthday girl – Sam, and the flush cheeks of Irishman, Dan.
I re-affirm my awe of the human condition in ports of travel be it Airports (See some fantastic Asian spelling below), bus or train stations. The greeting of friends, family and just general loved ones after a period of travel (however brief) if pure insight into human emotion. A warm, smile or embrace, and a firm welcoming handshake greeted us on arrival. Sadly Courtney was unable to meet us but did so later in the day.
Pohang is much like any city with its hip and vibey “downtown” and then you have the old town where things are a little more run down. I was very lucky to go and visit Jukdo Fish Market. It reminds me so much of Kalk Bay harbour. The sights of people gutting fish, live eels and MASSIVE KING CRABS was something to behold.
I even saw (to my memory) my 1st live Squid. More than anything for me the highlight was the unique smells that came out of the market place. From fishy to spices, to leave the market had it all. And one thing I have noticed about shops here is the all HAVE IT ALL.
A sign of one of the MANY "Love Motels" in Korea
They all stock almost anything! It is only if you have like a more people centred western area where you will find speciality stores. We hung around the Western Side of town for a bit and had lunch at a fantastic Korean restaurant with, oddly enough, lady liberty watching over us as we stared out onto the Pohang skyline from out seated positions (See Panorama). I can’t quite remember what I ate but it was superb! All the food I had there was brilliant. I must have looked like a true westerner/foreigners/(I prefer to see myself as traveller). I had my backpack with overnight stuff,, my laptop case, in case I got to use net() and my pillow between the bag and my back. I got to see both Sam and Dan’s places (I stayed with Dan). Both are really nice, a bit smaller than mine, but very modern and they have made them look very homely.
Second Kind of Bulgogi
Throughout the day we did more touring and walking (Picking up Courtney along the way) and I got to see the climbing gym. It was small but it was wall to wall mats and grips which was really cool (*bookmarked for future visits). After another sumptuous supper of 2 kinds of Bulgogi and a pan cake thing....
A Sweet-Potato Latte
ASIDE: OOOO, I nearly forgot to mention – I tried a sweet potato latte for the 1st time and it will be my last. It was really nice and very sweet but as my mom likes to say about Chai Latte – it was close to baby food (in colour and texture). Way too rich for me (I KNOW RIGHT, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT!) and the taste us something I won’t miss.
Continue...
Crazy Korean Drinking buddies - the Asian guy on the left at the back was THE MOST DRINK I have seen an asian before
After dinner we went and had drinks at a pub and I got to watch some English Premier League. A bloke named Joe whose folks are from Yorkshire (Creepy I know right) met us (he too is from Yorkshire-Huddersfield to be specific, so maybe the gloss lifts off my friend reference there) and then one large Korean gent started flirting with one of our party. So as we had nearly finished our Pitcher of beer (I had had 4 glasses, which was where I stopped for the night – small glasses mind you) we joined the Korean table, where Dan became known as Harry Potter (as he wore glasses and was from the England region), Brandon (a friend of Sam, Dan and Courtney, whom I met that night. He is from Chicago and majored in Ling (we had a nice Ling chat which was great!) was “handsome Jim Carry” and I apparently was too quiet but looked like one of the Korean national Footballers. The Koreans got progressively drunker (Think a drunk Jackie Chan from Shanghai Noon) as we sat and pretty much just smiled for 2 hours as we didn’t know what they were saying to us AND they even offered to pay our bill and theirs (which we added too because they kept buy us more drinks). We declined and left when the large Korean man started to get a bit “too friendly” for our friend’s liking (up until then she had handled herself brilliantly-but then got very uncomfortable). Dylan Moran comedy and a Brit Comedy called “The In-betweeners” ended my night at 01:45 and I slept like a LOG!
Ram-yoen (WITH CHOPSTICKS)
10am Dan wakes me and we head to the climbing gym where I was meeting the girls to climb. Sadly it was closed but I did have Ram-yoen (like the cup n noodles only with more broth) which was spicy and yummy! Sunday Lunchtime I caught the train back after a thoroughly enjoyed 2 days in Pohang.
 
The Climbing Gym Run by 2 really cool people!

Dan's Lunch in Pohang

MeWith my Bags and Pillow
on the train back home
A really cool music video kind of Shot!
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Some of the members of the Yoenchoen and Pohang crews


NOTE THE SPELLING OF "AIRPORT"

After the storm you can always find a rainbow if you look hard enough...

I HAVE FINALLY STARTED TEACHING! I am now just about 2 weeks in.
But before I get to that...
"Tour Guide" Chris giving us info
Saturday (04 Sept) was my 1st trip out of Yoenchoen. A bunch of us went off to Deagu by TRAIN to explore the surrounds for the day. We were graciously guided by Chris and Rob (other Foreigners). Having a guide for a city is great when you do not have time. As it was though, I really appreciate Chris giving of his time and we got what we needed out of the trip. It would have been great to wonder around and explore for myself a bit more than I did though.
The purpose primarily of the trip was to learn a bit about how to use the train and subway system (Available in Deagu – NOT where I stay in Yeonchoen). I got myself a subway card that also works with some Taxi’s and some busses where I stay, so I am hoping that it will save in transport costs in the long run. We had coordinated with 2 friends from Pohang – the closest city to the coast for us, to join us (Courtney and Sam – see earlier post if you can’t remember them). It was rather comical actually, we all ended up on the same train as it left from Pohang and passed through Yoenchone on the way to Deagu and I got off our car of the train and noticed these two girls staring intently at a map, presumably to navigate their way. I realised: HEY THERE ARE COURTNEY AND SAM! I felt like such a ‘noob’ (older folks ask younger folks what I mean – it is computer slang) for all the pics I was taking around and on the Subway. Even though I got to use Gautrain before I left it was still WAY COOL! The Subway in Deagu is really easy to use as it is only 2 lines (Where Seoul has 5 I think).
In Deagu, we saw the very impressive I-MAX Cinema – (FYI: Movies cost about the same here as they do with you folks in SA), and we got shown a couple of department stores and also got what amounts to an Exclusive Books card with Keyobo Books.
@Keyobo books: From far left: James
two of Sandy's friends whose names I can't remember
Sandy, Sam, Ashli, Rob
The guy in the black shirt was the gent who got angry with me at the park.
APPARENTLY!!!, my writing is terrible as we had to write our details down for the card and I got my card reading: Creoff Wakefield! It was an easy fix though BUT if you feel compelled call me “G-ep” as very few of the children seem to pronounce my name properly as there is no /f/ in Korean. After lunch Chris went to watch a movie so we all split up. For a couple of hours Courtney and I ‘took an unplanned detour’ around Deagu (we were trying to find a specific park that had squirrels and chipmunks). Everyone else stayed with Rob and looked at the shops. We never found our park but we did find another park where I was told off by an elderly gent for taking a photo of what I later found out was a traditional game BUT the twist was that they were betting on it and I think that was illegal so he was not to happy with me. (I did get one pic though – see pics). THEN THE HISTORY LESSON STARTED...
Sunset shot from our train trip back
As Courtney and I were trying to meet back with Sam and Sandy to catch our train back I got quizzed on SA history as for some reason we were talking about migrant labour. That moved onto the History of SA. I was really impressed with Courtney as she genuinely wanted to know EVERYTHING! I went from the Dutch East India Company, to settlers, The Great Trek, the Anglo-Boer war, Appartheid, Madiba, Democracy and the current state of the nation and I have a feeling that there are so many more questions Courtney would have asked if we had more time (NOW BARE IN MIND HISTORY BUFF’S that I last did history about 8 years ago so the complete accuracy of my account could be questioned).

The three ladies in question

It was great to hang out with the 3 ladies again and to have been hanging out with Ashli and Colleen as well – though I must say it will be cool to get some ‘GUY TIME’ soon.
INTERLUDE:
*NOTES*
PUBLIC BATHROOMS ARE WIERD – no toilets, you have squats! (Soooo not a fan :-/ );
EVERYTHING is dependent on Electricity. If ESKOM existed in Korea I would not be able to get into my building let alone my flat (All my building locks are mechanised – MEMO: Get SURGE PROTECTOR);
EVERYTHING is CUUUUTE (food is either “cuuuuute” or “deli-sious” depending on the context): animals, plants, teachers (Apparently I am the most Handsome of my family according to two student)
CHEESE IS A COMODITY (I think I have said that before but it bares repeating)
The Water is not so bad to drink if you boil it first – it tastes like Gtown water. (Those who have not had Gtown water – you can taste a sediment taste.)
Just in case the 'evil stairs' jump out at you without warning
Korean Middle school children are not as good at soccer as I had feared.
Another view from a train window, this time on the way to Pohang

So continu’eth the saga...

Sunday (05 Sept) was a frustrating day – with no internet I was having a really tough time figuring out how to plan my lesson for the next day. I spent my afternoon at Sandy’s place using her net. I got there just after 12 and only left at 23:00. She made ‘Gimbap’ for supper, which is a seaweed roll of rice (she used brown) with crab sticks, pickled something, fish something and cucumber. YUMMY! While I was working the 3 ladies were working out. It was a strange experience glancing up every now and then only to see their reflections doing various movements that don’t lend themselves to being repeated. When I got back to my flat I continued to work until 1am before finally finishing.
Monday 06 Sept: TROPICAL CYCLONE DAY!! As much as the weather warned of tropical storms (ooooh, I’m scared!) All it was just heavy rain. I think any effect from the Tropical Cyclone had worn off as it had crossed the mainland before it got to us. Following my last encounter with rain I had since bought myself a much bigger umbrella! Great Success!! I got picked up outside “Dunkin Doughnuts” by Mr Park-WAY BETTER than walking to the terminal for 30min and catching a bus (*TIP* Make friends with as many teachers as you can. They are so helpful that if you would like a lift or something you will find someone who is willing to help you
(UNLESS you are instructed not to visa vie my 3rd Co-teacher who was not comfortable giving some of her responsibility to another teach – thus I have to walk to the terminal on Thursdays to catch the bus to Imgo – though I only need to catch the 08:40 bus)).
 I held my 1st official classes this week. My 1st class was a slideshow about me and a little about SA, then I asked them to prep answers to questions. The levels of English usage varied in all the classes. What gets me is that you get 1st graders (so about 12-13yrs old) who are better speakers than 3rd graders (about 15-16yrs old). I intro’ed a “Yellow and Red Card” system for discipline and a voucher system for rewards. And they really took to it. I had one bad lesson (Lesson has since been re-named: MY FIRST BOMBED LESSON) because I was trying to find my feet with how I was going to present the content but as the week has gotten on my presentation has become so much better already! The slideshow was about ME – where I am from, my family (including our dog Charlie) and what I most love about SA (*TIP* PREP IS EVERYTHING! It is no joke so stay on top of it and one bad lesson doesn’t make a bad year. REMEMBER THESE THINGS POTTENTIAL TRAVELERS!). After getting dropped at home by Jade...
OH JADE!!!
 Right so... on Monday I got taken a side for a “chat”. Apparently I strayed away from tradition last week by asking Jade to drop me outside my house on the Monday. I was ‘kaking’ myself when I thought I had done something seriously wrong, but I think I may have made her uncomfortable by asking to be dropped outside my place. From what I gather unless you are married that is like the guy propositioning the girl (if she is single that is) so I was asked if it was ok if she dropped me a block away from my place and I walked the rest of the way. I was so relieved when that was all the “chat” was about. I just asked that when I don’t conform as expected to please be told sooner rather than later next time to avoid the faux par.


... (continues) I had a quiet night with what I later discovered was pork curry (I thought the pork was chicken as it was chopped rather fine) for supper and an episode of extreme engineering.
Tuesday’s lessons followed a similar pattern to Monday. There is one little boy in my 1st grade class, he is so sweet. I can see he really wants to try and likes it when I sit with him to help him (he has learning difficulties) but he just can’t get the words out unless I prompt him. I really like the little guy though. The girls seemed to have taken to me as they have no fear of talking, which is different from my Wednesday and Friday school where the boys take the lead. The teachers want to hold conversation classes with me as well so we had our 1st informal one that afternoon. It was a bit stymied. They, I think, don’t want to look bad in front of other teachers so they don’t try as much as they do when it is just me.
Wednesday 08 Sep: I went to my main school pretty much for the 1st time today as I had not had the chance to meet the students properly before. They were great today really. Small classes: 1st Grade: 7 students; 2nd = 9; 3rd = 7. The third grades were a little shy but the other classes were awesome. I did my Intro lesson for them and will do the same for my Thursday school as well. The 1st graders are holding a play in October for a festival so I was asked to correct and run through the script with them for pronunciation. Great fun! I used all the vocal range I could muster to do different voices and then I was asked to give them 1 x 1 acting and pronunciation lessons! My voice is a little sore now :-P I played soccer with the 1st and 3rd graders and they are not as good as I expected which makes me look good :-P. I did, however, get a nasty bruise for slipping onto the clay playing surface, lost my balance and bailed. Nice and swollen. GOODY :-/  – DEEP HEAT TONIGHT I THINK! To take a break from all of everything, the ladies and I went out, initially to play some pool (only to find out that they only have billiard tables) so we settled for Coffee at our regular haunt, DA Vinci’s. It was there where we found the one innocent i.e. gullible person in our group (go on you know who I am talking about... the one person whose mind refuses to slip into the gutter despite the opportunities and who is trusting enough to believe most things that are said). Colleen saw that the coffee shop had some Apples behind the counter and just to pull our leg, Ashli asked why there were tomatoes behind the desk. SANDY ATE IT UP! She was sold, so for the last few days and for the next many I suppose, she is going to be the one who ‘can’t tell the difference’ between apples and tomatoes. It got to the point where we would just not let it go and all burst out laughing. Whenever anyone looked at Sand or Ashli we would just start laughing again. Again you know those kind of moments. This went on for about 15min (in all that time, Colleen seemed very cool and unphased by this raucous laughter around her). EVENTUALLY we calmed down and settled down to our coffees. (Though following the incident we have brought it to Sandy’s attention at least 8 times since :-P)
Thursday I visited my 3rd school and my co-teacher couldn’t stop complementing me on how smart I was as I had got myself to school by catching the right bus and doing so by speaking Korean! That was short lived – I forgot my presentation at home :-( However I had about 3 hours before my 1st lesson so was able to plan and re-create my presentation with minimal issues (despite the Korean menus in all the Computer programs). All in all Mrs Yoon (my 3rd co-teacher) was really impressed with my work so that was a good start :)
Over the last 2 days we had been planning a trip to the coastal city of Pohang which is about a 1hr train drive away, for the weekend (or a portion of it). It is Sam’s birthday (incidentally 9/11) and Sandy and I went out and bought her a nice small pot plant from us to her. I also got myself my 1st plant – a cactus called Pedro (Apologies to said individual and to Kirsty, if you are both reading this – I mean nothing by it). I watched MULAN 2 in Ashli’s room while she was doing a gym session and I also took the advantage of using her internet. (I am being assured I will have net and a cell phone by the end of next week.

 Friday 10 Sept: It was a good day as well. My 1st lesson was cancelled so I spent 4 hours in the office working and researching lessons (and the odd bit of Facebook to take a break) before my 1st class. They were trying so hard, this class but sadly their level is very low. They were struggling with basic directions. But Points to them for at least trying, though I did warn two girls who were talking while I and others were presenting. My final class for the day was the acting class of 3rd graders – again lots of fun. This evening, we all went out for pizza (the best so far) and finished the day with Ice-cream (though Ashli and I had planned to find a place to have a drink to celebrate the end of our 1st week as teachers). It is so wonderfully strange how I seem to always find my kind of people – good hearted, wholesome honest people. We had lots of fun tonight. Tomorrow it is OFF TO POHANG!

AND SO CONTINU’ETH THE SAGA...

My Team-mates on Wednesday and Friday
After a busy last couple of weeks I will borrow a phrase from my eloquaint friend Stu – I finally re-enter “the blogsphere” (Buchana, 2010, www.stubloggs.blogspot.com) (It is a great read, have a browse)...

A panorama outside Gokeyong Middle School

Weird things you get asked by the children (Not all personal accounts-some from talking to friends...)
1.       Do you have a girl/boyfriend.
2.       What age are you?
3.       What is your height
4.       Can you tell us about your 1st love? (hardcore right?)
5.       Do you like girls, it ok, I like girls... (Said to a female friend of mine)
6.       Why do you have brown eyes?
CUUUTE Right?

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Cranes, trains, busses and pains, OH MY!


I am hoping that I can start this post with a Video of the Lion Dance but we will see how it goes :-P

Wednesday 1 September:


Down the road from my place
My Building - called Narabil
I finally have met all my co-teachers though I am yet to visit all the schools, which will happen from tomorrow. Sunday was an exploration day for Ashli and I. We went to find the train station and the bus terminal (TIP: GET TO KNOW YOUR SCHEDULES AND KNOW HOW TO READ THE WRITTEN LANGUAGE-It will make your life that much easier when/if you go to a foreign country.) Sunday night, after a mammoth internet session at the local coffee shop that I have been going to since I got here, Colleen, Sandy, Ashli and I went and had supper at a traditional dumpling restaurant. Sandy generously paid for supper so I owe her one. We got 2 sets of dumplings: One (for the jews reading this) was like “Parogan” (like a pie) filled with kimchi and a rice mix, the other was the same fillings but in a much softer, chewier pastry.

Monday bright and early (6am) i got up to have a slow start to my day before (thankfully) meeting my main Co-teacher (Mrs Won) at the bus stop to go to school. The bus fares range from KW 1200 – KW 1600 depending which school I am going to, though as I will mention I have arranged a lift scheme for my 2nd School (Yeogang Middle School, where I teach a total of 8 hours in the week on Monday and Tuesday).

Me with my 1st Bus ticket -
ALL BY MYSELF!!!
 (Note: Snazzy tie, right, right?)
I digress...

The bus ride to Gogeoung Middle School (My Main school where I teach on Wednesdays and Fridays) took about 25 min and I was escorted straight into the principle’s office. By this point I was helluva nervous! His office was HUGE, bigger than my flat, with like 5 double seater leather couches in it! It was so funny and a bit endearing, he did his research on SA and all he talked to me about was Madiba and racial and gender discrimination. I have had SO MANY cross communication talks about the economy, religion, and philosophy it is scary and as you can imagine there is a lot that ACTUALLY gets lost in translation, LOL! So I met the Principle of school 1 and then went to meet my 2nd grade students (I think). 7 in the class, but they were all very shy and I had not quite worked out how I was going to intro myself. However, I started to do it in Korean and as I found out, all the kids loved the idea, some mocked me for my slow pronunciation, but it’s cool. If it relaxes them, that relaxes me. I only got to meet one of the 3 grades at Gogeoung,so I will meet the rest on Friday.

ALL MY Schools Surounds look like this from 360 degrees!
Following staff intro’s (of whom, I remember none!) I was taken to the English room and found two new individuals sitting there. We were brought coffee and grapes (Koreans have coffee and grapes (story about that later) as a dessert and snack, like we have chocolate and chips, thus the coffee is super sweet) and I was intro’d to the 2 others who I found out were my other 2 co-teachers: Mr Shin from Yeogang Middle school and another lady, whose name I missed from Imgo Middle school (Where I teach once a week on Thursday). It was so weird when you know 5 people in the room are talking about you and only you, but you have no idea what they are saying. I was then escorted by Mr Shin to his car where we then drove to his school via Yeoncheon, so that he could show me the direction I need to take the bus the next day. I met all the staff and all the kids. The 3rd graders were of the lowest standard overall while the 2nd were the best. All the staff and I were very shy on day one, but we warmed up on day 2.

My work space at Yeogan
Yeogang has staff as follows: Mr Lee (VP), Mr Lee (Science and my tennis coach), Mr Park (27, PE), Mrs Yoon (Technology and Home Ecc), Mr Shin (English), Mrs Kang (Korean), Miss Lee (Maths), Mr Woo (Moral Philosophy), Miss Kim (Office Assistant) and finally The STUNNING Miss Kim (24, Social Studies. She along with Mr. Park stay in Yoenchoen, so on Mondays I get a ride home with her (nice!) and on Tuesdays with Mr Park. On Tuesday she asked me to call her “Jade” as that is what her name in Korean means in English and that is what the last English speaker called her.).

Mr Lee having a whack!
On Monday and Tuesday, I was dropped straight in with a conversation class each for the advanced students in the 3rd and 2nd grades after my day was finished. I had no idea what to do as I was given no warning, so I played music from Korean pop groups (ShinEE, BoA, Big Bang, and a couple others) and Danny K and Jesse Clegg for some SA representation, and got them talking. I also talked to them about the World Cup and Sipiwe Tshabalala, hehe. They are a hyper bunch and keep reverting back to Korean, so I keep having to stop them! I also found out about “THE ANNOYING ORANGE” on YouTube. It’s really stupid but take a look, and make up your own mind! The kids need to be put in their place in a manner of speaking as they just ignore the teacher and he ignores those who are not listening. I don’t want that for when I teach so will try use a system to make sure I can actually teach.

Some of my goodies :)
My work space at ImGo - yes that is facebook!
I had to get to my 2nd school by bus on Tuesday morning and walked 40min in my smart clothes to the bus terminal, arriving in a sweaty heap expecting to find one of my co-teachers there to help me but it was just me... Mrs Won was supposed to be there but never pitched. So I wipped out my phrase book, and opened it to “Can I get a ticket too ______” in this case Impo Terminal and handed my book to the cashier as I pointed to the phrase. She printed my ticket and wrote the bus number and departurte time in English on the back and I hopped on hoping that I was not going to Deagu/Seoul! Luckily after about 20min I heard Impo , got off and saw Mr Shin waiting for me. I said I would rather not have that walk to the terminal in the mornings so I have arranged with Mr Park that he will pick me up outside Dunkin Doughnuts at 8am from now on Mondays and Tuesdays. I was very pleased to learn (For now at least) that despite the warning the corporal punishment is still popular in Korea, I have not seen a teacher raise a hand yet, as I really don’t know how I world feel or how I would handle that situation. The classrooms in the school are quite nice but really hot. I am making some SA Pics and flags to put up in the English class’ sof all my schools. The staff room is air con’d which is awesome and I have my own desk across from Mr Shin. Grapes are very popular but I have learnt, FRIUT HERE IS EXPENSIVE! I do have some Kiwi, banana and apples in my fridge. Korean grown grapes are different – the skins are much harder and you know how seeded grapes in SA are quite big, these aren’t and have at least 3 seeds in. Korean’s split the grape, sick out the sweet part to eat and throw the rest away. They all thought I was a little strange eating the whole thing ;)

On Monday night I got a ride home from Jade and it was... scary. We would be trying to communicate and she would suddenly take her hands off the steering wheel and put her arms in “The thinker” pose when she was trying to think of the English word to speak to me, and we would drift to the side, then she remembers it and grabs the steering to correct her line on the road! I never looked at the road at all on that drive as I didn’t want to see how close I came to a car crash :-P

One of the stalls at the Market held on any day that ends in a 2/7 in the month.
I found out about and am now part of male bonding on Tuesdays. All the male teachers (excluding Mr Woo BUT including the Principle and Groundsman: Mr. Hong) play Tennis. I will never pre-judge people based on their western assumed culture again! I knew I was not good but they really were awesome to watch. I played 3 doubles sets. The 1st with Mr. Lee (Science) and lost 6-3, the 2nd with the principle and lost 6-1 (Fail!) and the 3rd with the VP and lost 7-5. We played on a clay court and I got progressively better as we went. I tried to go buy a racquet but found out the cheapest costs $100. I didn’t have enough cash so will do it another time.

Those are LIVE eels! Just at one of the market stalls...
After having a shower I went and had supper with Mr. Park and the 2 Mr. Lee’s and found out that that is going to be the ritual on Tuesday after Tennis :) Our main course was basically Little Octopi (like proper with tentacles and suckers!!!) with carrots and other things in the sauce. They told me: “In Korea, we like drink LOTS!”

Then they asked – “Octopus spicy. You ok?” I said: “Yeah sure, I like spicy!” Little did I know...

DAD: What you call “fiery”, HAS NOTHING ON THIS! I like my spicy food but I was close to crying! :-P Thankfully I was not the only one wiping my brow, blowing my nose and drinking water or beer with every mouthful! I guess that is why the Korean culture likes drinking – NUMB EVERYTHING SO THAT YOU CAN EAT!

We also had 2 helpings each of entrée’s of Rice, Aubergine, Sweet Potato, Mini Eggs, green salad, another salad thing and Kimchi. Again we discussed religion, politics, Apartheid and philosophy-so trippy! I found out that on Friday I am coming to a staff gathering that happens at the end of every week and it sounds like they are all going to get thundered! If you have seen “Shanghai Noon” or “Nights” and remember how Jackie Chan is when he is drunk in the movie... I reckon that is how the VP is going to be! The science teacher will just smile A LOT more even though he is smiling constantly. And Mr. Park, well he is the wild card! One thing I do know is that I will come back from Korea willing to drink a lot more beer! Mr Park has declared that I am his “Hyoung Nim” because he is older than me, in Korean Culture he is like my big brother and If I have any problems I must give him a call (when I have a cell – story to follow...

I love the staff at my second school and am glad I spend 50% of my time there.

Who has ever seen a Butcher where
the logo has a smiling cow? Anyone...?
Another more disturbing food fact, THEY DON’T DO CHEESE!!! I have ONLY found pre-sliced, processed cheese and it is expensive so I think I will be without toasted cheese for a year :( :( Some American franchises are popular: Baskin Robbins (I found out from Ashli is an amazing Ice Cream place), Dunkin Doughnuts, Paris Baguette, Burger King, Star Bucks, Cos-co... and apparently (according to an American crowed I met yesterday at E-Mart and Cos-co (Like Makro) there are a lot of American Products, though they tend to be more expensive.

ImGo Middle school (Both Pics in this section)
1st truely Western Meal since I got there :Chicken Burger and chips (or fries for the Americans)
Today I went to apply for my ARC (Alien Registration Card) in Deagu. I met my head co-teacher at the bus stop at 8am and we took the 1hr 25 min bus trip into Deagu, where we then walked for about 40min before we found the Immigration Office(IO) (Home Affairs). It was really hot and humid, so every 10 min my Mrs Won couldn’t handle it so we went into department stores to sit in Air con’d rooms for a little brake. I was fine to go and just do what we needed to do but I get that she is older than me and found it a little tough. During our walk (NOW PAY ATTENTION-I will say REFER BACK later) I asked and got confirmation that we would sort out my internet and another Bank account with KEB bank (At the moment I am with NH Bank – the account set up for us during Orientation but I was told KEB have good exchange prices). We finally arrive at the IO after Mrs Won got lost 3 times (IN HER HOME CITY!!!) and she was clueless on what to do. Someone came to help us but she was determined to jump the queue to the Immigration desk, so ignored the helper. When she saw the helper eventually we started to fill in my form that I needed to use. I needed 2 things from that form: 1. Alien Registration, 2. Changing my Visa from single to Multiple entry. SHE KNEW THIS. I will get back to that...

Note: Chips (Fries) are called "Potato Stick" in Korea which I think is awesome!
PUPPIES!!! SO CUUUUUUTE!
Pretty right? It was outside the train station
and it is just plastic covered in lights
Reminders of home! Pics of my family are next to my bed
Sandy (Left) Colleen (Right)
She looks at the form and has no idea how to fill it in – EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PLAIN AS DAY IN ENGLISH AND KOREAN!, so I just ignore her and start to fill it in. I needed her help to tell me my address, the schools address, and the schools phone number, but she couldn’t remember any of it. Eventually after looking for stuff in her bag she could help me. Then it is time to pay... PAY? She didn’t tell me to bring any money!?? Luckily I had some cash on me. I pay and get the required 2 tax stamps, though realise that I need 6 stamps (According to info from another Native English speaker). I question her about what I was paying for and what she was doing for me, but her English is not so good and she has no idea what I was asking. We hand in my form and ask again, “Have we done the 2 things I needed done with me Visa or not?, What are we doing here?” By this point I am frustrated and sounding like it in my voice. Luckily the immigration officer speaks some English so I speak to her and she said my ARC is sorted and paid for but I had not paid for my Multiple entry yet and she didn’t know I needed to change my Visa status, so she will do that for me and I had her my passport. (I will get it back with my ARC in 2.5 weeks – but I am still very nervous that I do not have any form of Identification on me for now) So Mrs Won had not done anything I had requested. You could almost see the smoke coming out my ears. I get told I need KW 50 000 for a multiple entry change on my visa. I don’t have enough money. And she would not lend me any. So now I am going to have to go back to Deagu when I have my passport back to change that (WITHOUT MRS WON!). If not I can try upgrade my Visa at the airport but that is risky. Before we leave: “Sit, we rest”. REST!!!! She has done nothing for me for the last 40min, what does she need rest for? So we rest. Then we leave and I ask about internet and bank accounts (REFER BACK) and suddenly she changes her tune and says, “I can’t get Internet or open my new account until I get my ARC in 2.5 weeks. I give up and say ok. THIS MEANS: I am going to use other people’s internet (as I said at the start) for 2.5 weeks before I can sit in my own flat with net and a phone.


Ashli and I
Next chapter: We are now going home and we sit at the bus stop and she says: “You go bus and change bus in (Town the name of which I can’t remember) and go back Yeongchoen. I stay in Deagu”. I snap. I don’t know if that got across in translation but I did. I stopped her and said “NO. STOP. You are putting me on a bus – that’s fine, BUT you want me to change busses in a town I have never been too before with a language I can’t read yet. No. That is not good!” After about 10min of trying to find out what her plan was for me, she said,” No-ok, I go (Unknown town) I show you Yeonchoen Bus. Then I go back Deagu bus.”AND THIS IS THE LADY WHO IS HANDLING ALL MY IMPORTANT AFFAIRS!!! Needless to say I was so glad to be away from her for the rest of my day once I had changed busses. For the rest of my day I bought some stationary and looked for a tennis racquet (The cheapest one I could find was $100 – so will keep looking).

That evening Ashli, Sandy, Colleen and I went and had a fried chicken supper at BBQ Chicken(See Pics of us 4 at supper above) and then went to meet up with the other foreigners in the area, as every Wednesday they get together for Drinks. We met a cool little drinking hole and found out that there were 2 other South African’s in the Area: Dirk and Lindsey both from Cape Town. I also met Darius (A large man from the states who is writing a cook book), Lori (from England), Rob (Former Bar tender from US), Nic, Michel (I think – from the States) and a couple of other people. Interesting bunch – being around them made me feel like I was back at O-week in 1st year Varsity. AND the way they talk about partying and drinking sounds like I never left Rhodes! There is apparently some huge party in Deagu on Sat night for foreigners and they suggested we (the new crowd) go. I am still deciding.

Thursday 2 September:

Me at the Train Station! That whole thing was covered by flowing water, wicked cool...
I can like to flower! HA HA HA!
This was a day of another bus adventure. I knew I had to catch a bus from the terminal again so I gave myself time to get there and left extra early. Though as I set foot outside IT STARTS TO POUR WITH RAIN!. I have an umbrella, which kept my shirt dry and most of my backpack and laptop but My pants got SOAKED through. No co-teacher in sight to help me (AGAIN) despite being told someone will be there to help me. Then I have to get a ticket again – An elderly man comes to help me and gets me a ticket after I told him I needed to go to ImGo . Again hope I get on the right bus. When I get on and elderly lady seemed interested in my trials and starts nattering away in Korean and gestures me to sit next to her. She was helping me so why not! Then she asked me (after me staring confused a coupe times) what religion am I, she is Christian and that was about all I understood of everything she said to me. At this point I stand up to put on my smart shirt and green tie over my T-shirt (I had kept them in my bag as I knew I would get wet walking to the bus terminal though I thought it would be from sweat) and start rolling up my sleeves and she takes my arm and rolls up my sleeves for me! She was so sweet. A child dressed in a grey uniform got on the bus and she pointed to him and I assumed that she was telling me to follow him as he was from my school. So I sat next to him and got across that I was English Song-san-nim (Teacher) for ImGo Middle school. Turns out he was one of my students, so when he got off the bus I followed him.

Small park in the middle of the City.
I got into the teachers office and found out that I was supposed to meet Mrs Yoon (my co-teacher for the school) at the Yeongchoen Terminal where she would give me a ride in. SOOOO, she was waiting at the terminal for me while I was actually at the school. I WAS NOT TOLD THIS BY MRS WON!!! I felt so so bad, but she was really cool about it and I think we are going to have an awesome working relationship. She speaks very good English, which helps.

The school itself is cool, tough again small. Grade 1 has 7 boys in the class, Grade 2, 21 girls and boys mixed and Grade 3, 21 mixed. I sent some emails and watched her teach today. She is really good I think but the students were so unmotivated. 3 of the 3rd grade class slept straight through. After asking her about that she said she can’t keep them interested if they don’t want to be, so she has stopped fighting that battle. If it gets bad, she will try and council the students in question. I was so impressed with the discipline in her classes. WAY BETTER THAN YEOGAN! We had such a nice chat at lunch and have worked out how we will work together and will work out the kinks later. My first lessons will be about me and SA. I got the school calendar and, I have so many days off! This is mainly because of holidays and exams. When those days happen I have permission from the principle to not have to come in. I got to go home at 4 as my last class is still undecided. AND THAT is how half of this post came to be. Off to my main school tomorrow – busses again, though this time I know I will be doing it by myself. Then Saturday it is off to Deagu to explore!

ASSA!! (Korean Phrase for: Awesome)

Stay tuned ladies and gents for the next instalment of Geoff’s Asian Adventure!